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Ask me anything   "I don't want to be in a suit when I'm buried, I plan on going out of this world the same way I came in, butt naked! That's right, it's going to be awesome. Open bar for the men, open casket for the ladies! WHAT UP?!"
--Barney Stinson

"Hey, I know you're upset, but if you ever mention my mother's loins or their frothiness to me again, I don't know what I'll do ... but it will be bad. Now let's go bury this dead hooker."
--Archer

random-dragon:

thranduilings:

steelplatedhearts:

OMFG

“DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE”

SCREAMING

DAD YOU ARE ON FIRE though

(via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

— 2 months ago with 41351 notes

zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!

(via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

— 2 months ago with 119258 notes

assvengers:

"…is that a cardboard cutout of Thor?"

"HE HAD A THING NOW DO YOU WANT THE DAMN DORITO OR NOT"

(Source: kingsparrovv, via mrmattjones)

— 2 months ago with 190295 notes