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"I don't want to be in a suit when I'm buried, I plan on going out of this world the same way I came in, butt naked! That's right, it's going to be awesome. Open bar for the men, open casket for the ladies! WHAT UP?!"
--Barney Stinson

"Hey, I know you're upset, but if you ever mention my mother's loins or their frothiness to me again, I don't know what I'll do ... but it will be bad. Now let's go bury this dead hooker."
--Archer

“Accept pain. Know pain!”

(Source: shir0yasha)

There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could.

(Source: heroesdoexist)