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Ask me anything   "I don't want to be in a suit when I'm buried, I plan on going out of this world the same way I came in, butt naked! That's right, it's going to be awesome. Open bar for the men, open casket for the ladies! WHAT UP?!"
--Barney Stinson

"Hey, I know you're upset, but if you ever mention my mother's loins or their frothiness to me again, I don't know what I'll do ... but it will be bad. Now let's go bury this dead hooker."
--Archer

heybys:

barackfuckingobama:

jumpersandshawarma:

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Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

Tony trying to be Thor is really cute

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vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues

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You can’t save everyone, my friend… though, you try.

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Born in this world as it all falls apart

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