Ask me anything
"I don't want to be in a suit when I'm buried, I plan on going out of this world the same way I came in, butt naked! That's right, it's going to be awesome. Open bar for the men, open casket for the ladies! WHAT UP?!"
"Hey, I know you're upset, but if you ever mention my mother's loins or their frothiness to me again, I don't know what I'll do ... but it will be bad. Now let's go bury this dead hooker."