“I don’t want to be in a suit when I’m buried, I plan on going out of this world the same way I came in, butt naked! That’s right, it’s going to be awesome. Open bar for the men, open casket for the ladies! WHAT UP?!” —Barney Stinson “Hey, I know you’re upset, but if you ever mention my mother’s loins or their frothiness to me again, I don’t know what I’ll do … but it will be bad. Now let’s go bury this dead hooker.” —ArcherNot Another Tumblr!Tumblr (3.0; @alwayswinnin)http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51d73fb330176d1cdcbee16c2e8f5d9d/tumblr_mn1gb3RS6h1sov1z8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50801834482http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50801834482Sun, 19 May 2013 05:18:53 -0400RunSexFitnesHappinessohheyitstabby: Okay… Dwayne Johnson is 6’4 and 260 lbs. Just…...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/521baa40828783e8812280a61093a533/tumblr_mmx56iUS4m1r4ujloo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohheyitstabby.tumblr.com/post/50618715712/okay-dwayne-johnson-is-64-and-260-lbs-just">ohheyitstabby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Okay… Dwayne Johnson is 6’4 and 260 lbs.</p> <p>Just… Just let that sink in for a moment…</p> </blockquote>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50777934359http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50777934359Sat, 18 May 2013 22:10:26 -0400ShaqBarkleyThe RockHuge <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6c4996b15d2db35419450b2de30e796e/tumblr_mmhyz58P511snawq1o2_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3a7a2fbe2c94e6d06731d6c175596622/tumblr_mmhxqtrW6g1snawq1o1_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50777834964http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50777834964Sat, 18 May 2013 22:09:00 -0400The RockFamily GuySexcumbereds: mandawins: everyone’s gettin really tired...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8c44977715bef6dd3d1d757ad1ffe82/tumblr_mg7lakNa0Y1rdt1f7o1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/792902e654426fa5583b127db531b3c1/tumblr_mg7lakNa0Y1rdt1f7o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43e0f727f378fa42d50e65e1acff5470/tumblr_mg7lakNa0Y1rdt1f7o3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45913be19e8b25f8c7514fc82a195cdd/tumblr_mg7lakNa0Y1rdt1f7o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cumbereds.tumblr.com/post/50705404925/mandawins-everyones-gettin-really">cumbereds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mandawins.tumblr.com/post/39993952467/everyones-gettin-really-tired-of-your-shit-tony">mandawins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><small>everyone’s gettin really tired of your shit, tony stark</small></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/1894a512d763322db91155890a49db7f/tumblr_inline_mgakkjgP6p1qe6kkf.gif"/></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>GETTING RATHER WEARY OF YOUR SHIT MAN OF IRON</p> </blockquote>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50760986214http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50760986214Sat, 18 May 2013 17:57:05 -0400Iron ManTony StarkRDJHatersprofoak: THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7f3b5edc3c18772d019fecfddfe42f5/tumblr_mm52eobiXf1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d11ea008dc8cc09af0a425dee0ac9ea0/tumblr_mm52eobiXf1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://profoak.tumblr.com/post/49589813795/this-is-so-cute-i-need-to-punch-a-wall-to-feel">profoak</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN</p> </blockquote>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50760496211http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50760496211Sat, 18 May 2013 17:50:07 -0400dogcutelove dogsMachine Gun Kelly | on We Heart It<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85f14a0d828542c983665b6cab2ae4aa/tumblr_mmzq57nEqQ1qjwwe6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Machine Gun Kelly | on We Heart It</p>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50720101696http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50720101696Sat, 18 May 2013 06:51:07 -0400bostonlace upltfutourmgkestmachine gun kellyest 19xxlace up tourfirst nightlace the fuck upI want to go to this show!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e572ada688b4e08b7ba7a2e124e7a0c8/tumblr_mmlveoRtcR1sq1ttmo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd9a4ad38ab344fa17f9833950a3a668/tumblr_mmlveoRtcR1sq1ttmo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1923a4909cc21347e448e6652fc86b0e/tumblr_mmlveoRtcR1sq1ttmo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/386de03a6eed8683e08a8287fb581bd0/tumblr_mmlveoRtcR1sq1ttmo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94bf7b2870e1fc3128d7df4f139845c3/tumblr_mmlveoRtcR1sq1ttmo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>I want to go to this show!</p>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50720011865http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50720011865Sat, 18 May 2013 06:48:16 -0400MGKMachine Gun KellyMGK LiveHalf Naked and Almost Famous video<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6508f7430cc7edeb2c66af80308f794c/tumblr_mmsl408w4T1r5spy6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Half Naked and Almost Famous video</p>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50719985511http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50719985511Sat, 18 May 2013 06:47:24 -0400MGKMachine Gun KellyHalf Naked and Almost FamousLace Upphileysanneh: Machine Gun Kelly The Grand Regency Ballroom, SF <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b3ebe7a973f40d523c9028bde318003d/tumblr_mmvm0jCtr81r2ttgyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phileysanneh.tumblr.com/post/50559629765/machine-gun-kelly-the-grand-regency-ballroom-sf">phileysanneh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Machine Gun Kelly</p> <p>The Grand Regency Ballroom, SF</p> </blockquote>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50719687435http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50719687435Sat, 18 May 2013 06:37:56 -0400Machine Gun KellyMGKLace UpBlack FlagHe's so crazy livePhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iwtm3ZRd1qlhhx4o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iwtm3ZRd1qlhhx4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iwtm3ZRd1qlhhx4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iwtm3ZRd1qlhhx4o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iwtm3ZRd1qlhhx4o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iwtm3ZRd1qlhhx4o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iwtm3ZRd1qlhhx4o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3iwtm3ZRd1qlhhx4o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50719621318http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50719621318Sat, 18 May 2013 06:35:50 -0400robery downey jrRDJEllenPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e612a0981ae4106bb7a8fef953e2940/tumblr_mmvy25nTQT1qfrkf9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a9a0dfb4795ba9c36b8ebc81830b323/tumblr_mmvy25nTQT1qfrkf9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50719568685http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50719568685Sat, 18 May 2013 06:34:10 -0400ArcherBarryFunny He met MGK over the summer and promised him he’d walk one day....<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9831cc350304e1f5ba76ba30b10a2d75/tumblr_mk50ldMvqR1qg2341o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a9591cdf12ff1b48635b1f80285cfdf/tumblr_mk50ldMvqR1qg2341o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f74b2b88643b16e329a18a42b9d54e8a/tumblr_mk50ldMvqR1qg2341o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/baecd054ae3ccfa495d77f5c0457908f/tumblr_mk50ldMvqR1qg2341o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong>H</strong><small>e met <strong>MGK</strong> over the summer and promised him he’d walk one day. And thanks to <strong>MGK’s music</strong>, this weekend he did. </small></p> </blockquote>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50674531437http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50674531437Fri, 17 May 2013 16:55:12 -0400dialupmodem: quick have sex with me i’ll explain later <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dialupmodem.tumblr.com/post/46796995763/quick-have-sex-with-me-ill-explain-later">dialupmodem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>quick have sex with me i’ll explain later</p> </blockquote>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50674316920http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50674316920Fri, 17 May 2013 16:52:08 -0400lolironspy: Avengers Business Cards - Just because These are...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a33ee9ad0435d87f2e77307f098a3758/tumblr_mmn7yokrmA1qbhirbo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca95781d2cf58dcde850809762084266/tumblr_mmn7yokrmA1qbhirbo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/87bf8287dc87a2308f1c413679e8d4ff/tumblr_mmn7yokrmA1qbhirbo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ironspy.tumblr.com/post/50181608904">ironspy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Avengers Business Cards - Just because</em></p> </blockquote> <p>These are awesome</p>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50674141385http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50674141385Fri, 17 May 2013 16:49:38 -0400Iron Mancaptain americaBlack WidowhawkeyeHulkThorThe AvengersBusiness CardMachine Gun Kelly!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdbsgQu1K1rg35jto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Machine Gun Kelly!</p>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50643066130http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50643066130Fri, 17 May 2013 05:43:25 -0400Chip off the blockMGKKellsBlack Flag needs to drop tonightPhoto<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ff365e115752bda3c9de7e8e1c690a9/tumblr_mmxj5iXRd31qjwwe6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50637545894http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50637545894Fri, 17 May 2013 02:24:54 -0400ScorpionFearNightmareFunnyFuckyouTrying to find this beautiful dog a new home<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eaaa34d5d4d27968455ae3cec1c84725/tumblr_mmvcuiyrqJ1qjwwe6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3092985876b6a54fd3eb92c8b070df39/tumblr_mmvcuiyrqJ1qjwwe6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cd0ee49bdd4a619eb25540e200dc04b/tumblr_mmvcuiyrqJ1qjwwe6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3879dd7cdea098f9b011f4c05fd6b76d/tumblr_mmvcuiyrqJ1qjwwe6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Trying to find this beautiful dog a new home</p>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50546541874http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/50546541874Wed, 15 May 2013 22:13:30 -0400Brutal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89a5d7901e469c8b44b42e94c86be2a3/tumblr_mlvopaf2a31rr3l61o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Brutal</p>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/49246295263http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/49246295263Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:34:12 -0400ouchhilarioustruethoughThe Writing Process - In Pictures<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sasstiel-sassbutt.tumblr.com/post/44094353355/the-writing-process-in-pictures">sasstiel-sassbutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anorie.tumblr.com/post/25687962655/the-writing-process-in-pictures">anorie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lorienscribe.tumblr.com/post/25687884307/the-writing-process-in-pictures">lorienscribe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tinydragongina.tumblr.com/post/20437194595/the-writing-process-in-pictures">tinydragongina</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://senecasbearddontgiveafuck.tumblr.com/post/20417111945/the-writing-process-in-pictures">senecasbearddontgiveafuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuck-yeah-band-nerds.tumblr.com/post/20417072564/the-writing-process-in-pictures">fuck-yeah-band-nerds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://titlethisaparadox.tumblr.com/post/20321540757/the-writing-process-in-pictures">titlethisaparadox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tpr6aoul1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tptw8QTt1qieybw.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tpwjLG8B1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="167" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvih3DXm31qksfla.gif" width="298"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tpygTzw71qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tq0l7b3l1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tq177t7H1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19i1tPobZ1qkogoeo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xlwksnWD1qfqncq.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m08rpbtEJq1qgn6ve.gif" width="500"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="108" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0qwt5vTJr1qm08go.gif" width="140"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tq0l7b3l1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tu2dYoSQ1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tq8xmrwd1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tth8Zffl1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xlxifEXY1qfqncq.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tq9jYaXI1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tq9jYaXI1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tq9jYaXI1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" height="167" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzvih3DXm31qksfla.gif" width="298"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1tq8xmrwd1qieybw.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xm0b2A1h1qfqncq.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>COULD THIS BE ANY MORE ACCURATE</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS IS THE MOST WONDERFULLY ACCURATE THING I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1xi4v34AA1qc0pus.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>If anyone ever asks to compose my biography as a writer, I will just refer them to this.</p> </blockquote> <p>Right now I’m at David Tennant in a spacesuit.</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS COULD NOT BE ANY MORE ACCURATE OMFG. im at david in the spacesuit eugh.</p> </blockquote>http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/49246055008http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/49246055008Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:25:46 -0400me: time for bed me: time for bed<br /> stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE<br /> brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO<br /> muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP<br /> skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU<br /> ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING<br /> eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE<br /> mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE <br /> body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS<br /> me: ok<br /> <br /> http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/49245918628http://alwayswinnin.tumblr.com/post/49245918628Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:20:58 -0400funnytrue